Desperately Seeking Friends

Married mother of three in search of friends. Me: doesn't really drink but is a fantastic pourer of wine, good listener, loves chocolate, can be shy, loves coffee and nap time. You: must tolerate rowdy kids, ignore a disastrous house, and enjoy long walks through the aisles of Target sipping coffee and tuning out the gimme gang that is pushed around and fed Goldfish. If this is you please text me (NO PHONE CALLS) because I am far too scared to make the first move.